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May. 11th, 2007

Mal Cowboy


Grumm Arrives in Tennessee!

Grumm survived the trek from Canada and arrived safely today.  As you recall, Grumm is the adorable ugly doll made for me by  the splendiferous browncoat_2x2.  She had me with the red felty goodness, but I fell even more in love when I saw his sparkling little eyes and cute tail.

As you can see from the photos, he's going to be a handful. As soon as he got out of his packing crate Grumm made a mad grab for my keys!
Later, while I was with students, he hacked into my laptop and proceded to check his email  - and possibly post a cry for help. 

Grumm was vastly admired by the kindergarten students but would not allow them to touch him at all!  Apparently he feels there's a fine line between affection and infection - a wise thought when you work in a skool.

I will certainly keep everyone posted on his doings. (Except when I'm in NYC!!!) As much as I would love to photograph him on top of the Empire State Building I don't think I want to explain Grumm to customs. 

May. 7th, 2007

Psychedelic Grumm


Moving Day~!

Grumm is one month old today!
The day has come for Grumm to make the trip down to Tennessee to go and live with terimaru!!

Ready to go South...Collapse )

Apr. 20th, 2007

Ask Grumm


Ask Grumm? Week Two

So I’m here, just hanging out in my shipping box. ::grabs an earwig as it crawls by:: Feel free to ask me any more of your puny questions – I always have an opinion!


More about Grumm

So, no more questions? Well, that was easy. Now that I’ve solved all the problems on this tiny little world, it’s time to move on to more important things – like food.

Being newly sewn really gives a monster an appetite! My favorite delicacy so far is old, moldy cheese. Oh, I could write songs to honor this culinary wonder – but not today. Too many things on my to-do list, I’m afraid. World Domination is a never-ending job.

Old cheese, cold, greasy scrambled eggs, and the occasional earwig for dessert, these are a few of my favorite things. I especially like it when the earwigs are alive when I scarf them down. It’s so fun when they bite – sort of tickles my windpipe if you know what I mean. I’m considering sautéing some with mushrooms as soon as the mushrooms rot.

Apr. 13th, 2007

Ask Grumm


Ask Grumm?

I've been thinking about the whole "Let's take over the world!" thing... A little too overdone??

It seems every one is trying to take over the world these days... Not particularly original.

So, Grumm's been thinking (that's right, Grumm just referred to himself in the third person, so what's it to ya?)  Grumm's been thinking that maybe he ought to be an advice monster thingy... you know, like, Ask Grumm! or something like that. People out there could ask Grumm questions and Grumm could answer them in whatever manner Grumm would choose. What do you think, Grummlings? Or is the Kult thing still a good idea? 

But I think that, as a stuffed felt monster who's been alive for... almost a week, I have a lot to offer the world in terms of advice, wisdom and knowledge. 

So go ahead! Ask Grumm! And Grumm will tell you!